Any Given Saturday...
On any given Saturday, nations wake up in the millions to prepare for the glories of the day to come. From August to December, Saturdays are sacrosanct. If Sundays are reserved for rest, reflection, and religion, then Saturdays are proud paragons of people partaking in the prized past-time that is college football. History. Tradition. Rivalry. Monumental victories and shocking defeats. It's more than the players with their athletic ability and acrobatic performances. More than the coaches with their quirks, faux pas, and mannerisms. More even than the innumerable fans whose roars fill stadiums across the country. It is, simply, the game. The legacies of over one hundred years of storied programs and sixty minutes of roller-coaster scores and emotions. We live for Saturday.
On any given Saturday, no one is safe. Pre-season rankings are worth less than Zimbabwean dollars. People talk of parity in the game. Well there is no game that has more equality than college football. Give me any team. On any field. On any day. All it takes is one play. One first down. One inch. One touch down. One player. At the end of the day the rankings don't matter. Teams are motivated by pride, respect, revenge. Players are motivated by their coaches, their fans, their families. Every game is a playoff game. Upset lives on Saturday.
On any given Saturday, a hero can fall. People who are barely into the early years of adulthood stand as gargantuan giants in our smitten eyes. We rally, cheer, and yes, even worship our college football heroes. Yet even heroes fall. A torn ligament, twisted knee, shattered bone, or blow to the head can remove our heroes from the game. Yet despite the trials and travesties that befall our favorite players, they endure. They seek the best medical attention, train harder than anyone else to get back to who they are, and return to us a hero reborn. Hope lives on Saturday.
On any given Saturday, Championship seasons are validated. At the end of the season when we look back on all of the great games, tackles, break-out plays and jaw-dropping moments, we oft-times forget to understand where the turning point was. How did one team not make it to that January bowl game? What was it that led this particular team into the national championship game? We need to remember that every game plays its part. One blocked kick, and a number one team stumbles out of the race. One last-second catch, and another team jumps into contention. Every team. Every game. Every play. National glory lives on Saturday.
Below are a list of some of the best quotes there are about football. After each quote I've tried to include something relevant to this admittedly early 2009 college football season.
The college football season is like a nuclear war: there are no winners, only survivors.
Within the first four weeks of this college football season no less than 10 top 10 teams have fallen to opponents. Ten teams in four weeks. That's competitive parity for you.
Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal. Nevertheless, Beat Texas. - Seen on a church sign in Arkansas prior to the 1969 game.
I don't care who you are, college football is a religion. It transcends most logical reasoning, but literally hundreds upon hundreds of thousands of fans bleed their school colors week in and week out in order to cheer for their football teams. Passion personified.
After you retire, there’s only one big event left….and I ain’t ready for that. - Bobby Bowden / Florida State
As crazy of an old man as Bobby Bowden is, he is one of the greatest living coaches in college football. He's seen decades of teams, players, championships and seasons. Seasoned, is the word for Bobby Bowden. Entrenched veteran of the trenches. The man will coach three years after they stick him in the ground.
When you win, nothing hurts. - Joe Namath / Alabama
Ask Jimmy Clausen, who continued playing to lead the Fighting Irish to victory over Michigan State after tearing a ligament in his big toe. Ask true freshmen quarterback Matt Barkley of the USC trojans who played with an injured throwing shoulder to lead the game-winning scoring drive over the Ohio State Buckeyes. At the Horsehoe. At night. On national television. Winning is the best pain-reliever.
There’s nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you. - Woody Hayes / Ohio State
Ask Oklahoma after losing to BYU in the opening week of the season. Think they don't have a chip on their shoulder? They are hungry for the chance to beat Texas and leap frog into the national title race. How about the University of Miami? The U just took a painful lesson in defeat at the hands of Virginia Tech. Two one-loss teams with something to prove, playing for supremacy in an upcoming game. Ladies and gentlemen, they couldn't script this stuff any better.
You can learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in life. - Paul Dietzel / LSU
Ask current LSU coach Les Miles. He sits at #4 in the AP poll this week instead of being the fifth team in the top ten to lose. How did they win? With a goal-line stand at the one-yard line against the Mississippi State Bulldogs. You don't have to win pretty, so long as you win. Again, it's about survival.
I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him to quit in practice, not in a game. - Bear Bryant / Alabama
Good old Rich Rodriguez of the University of Michigan. He took a lot of crap coming into Big Blue and winning just three games last year. Over the off-season, some disgruntled players started leaking how he was breaking NCAA rules by making his players work too hard. Players working too hard? Give me a break. Athletes who complain about tough practices need to be broken in, and broken early. Now he sits undefeated with the makings of a BCS contender. The man should be wearing a shirt that reads: how you like me now? Speaking of hard practices, ask Gary Barnett, who actually had to sit and listen to parents complain about their sons' practices being too hard. Excuse me? This isn't the powder-puff league. This is division I college football boys and girls. Poor guy is dealing with a bunch of pansies. No one at that program should wonder why they have a losing record going into tough conference play in the next few weeks.
Always remember…Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David. - Shug Jordan/ Auburn
There are no upsets in college football. Because everyone can lose. Anyone can win. Just because so-called 'experts' say a game should play out a certain way, doesn't mean it should be a foregone conclusion. More teams have suffered season-ending losses by overlooking someone they were 'supposed' to beat easily.
Show me a good and gracious loser, and I’ll show you a failure. - Knute Rockne / Notre Dame
I hate Lane Kiffin. The man is not fiery, he's needy. He's not angry in defeat, he's petulant. It's like having a spoiled nine-year old throw a tantrum for getting everything he deserved and nothing he wanted. He is one of those people I really would enjoy watching suffer through physical agony. Inexplicably, Lane Kiffin's only redeeming quality is his beautiful wife. Congratulations Lane, you snagged a great wife, some great recruits, oh, but the job you were hired to do, you suck at. Again.
If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education. - Murray Warmath / Minnesota
Of all the big-conference teams, there is only one still without a win so far in the season. That's right, the Virginia Cavaliers are 0-3 after losing to the powerhouse of C-USA Southern Mississippi, and, even better, Bowl sub-division team William & Mary. Folks, this was supposed to be the EASY part of Virginia's schedule. It's going to be a long season.
The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb. - Knute Rockne / Notre Dame
This is more of a "haha, I'm laughing because I sympathize" more than a sarcastic remark, but my heart has to go out to USC running back Stafon Johnson, who while weight training with his teammates had the bench-press bar slip and partially crush his throat. He needed immediate surgery, and thankfully he'll make a full recovery. Bench-pressing is considered one of the safest weight-lifting exercises that an athlete can do, especially with a spotter, which Johnson had. I'm just lucky that he'll be able to look back on this incident in a few years and laugh at himself about it.
It isn’t necessary to see a good tackle. You can hear it. - Knute Rockne / Notre Dame
If you've ever been to a game with a good tackle you've heard it. The entire stadium feels it, lives it. And every time it's played on the jumbotron, you hear it again. Or you can just be sucker-punched after the game like Oregon running back Legarrette Blount did to Boise State player Brian Hoyt.
I’ve found that prayers work best when you have big players. - Knute Rockne / Notre Dame
Everyone always talks about how amazing this quarterback is, or how fast that running back. I guarantee you a team's offense is only as good as its offensive line. Any average quarterback can be good behind a strong offensive line. Just look at teams like USC, Texas Tech, Georgia, Alabama. Hell, even look at teams like Miami. Jacorey Harris is a great passer, especially when he can sit in the pocket for 10 seconds to make his decision. The same goes for Florida's and Alabama's running backs. It's the big men that create the output.
Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman
Turnovers, turnovers, turnovers. Rare is the team that wins when you turnover the ball. Was BYU's loss to FSU that impressive? Or was it the fact that they coughed up the ball FIVE times. Was Florida's win over Tennessee really just average, or was it the three Florida turnovers that kept it from being the spanking that everyone expected? Turnovers rule the game. If the other team turns over the ball and you don't, watch out.
One of my favorites is this exchange with John McKay...
Reporter: Coach, how do you feel about your team's execution?
McKay: It's a good idea.
Every once in a while you'll get a coach to blow up after a game. You can always rely on Nick Saban of Alabama to turn a great win into a steady stream of critique's on his team's play.
Football is not a game but a religion, a metaphysical island of fundamental truth in a highly verbalized, disguised society, a throwback of 30,000 generations of anthropological time. - Arnold Mandell
Couldn't have said it better myself.
There are two kinds of people in the world, Notre Dame lovers and Notre Dame haters. And, quite frankly, they're both a pain in the ass. - Dan Devine, former Notre Dame football coach
I love Notre Dame for their rich tradition and history. Almost no other team held as much sway as Notre Dame has in America's football history. That has become tarnished in recent years which a much aligned program, bad coaches, bad players, and unjustified hype. But never deny who they were, and what they mean to the sport of college football.
When it comes to football, God is prejudiced - toward big, fast kids. - Chuck Mills
As previously stated.
I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that. - Jerry Rice
One of the best things to love about college football is the LACK of showmanship. So many players in the NFL are all about them. They carried the team. They're the star. I love it every time I hear a kid interviewed after a game say how it was a team effort, or how well this player did in contributing to the game. Culture and media glorify the individual. The sport revolves around the team-effort.
Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that. - Bill Shankly
College football is all. 'Nuff said.
Do right. Do your best. Treat others as you want to be treated. - Lou Holtz
Joe Paterno. Is. The. Man. The guy has been involved with coaching at Penn State for over SIXTY YEARS. The man was coaching for the Nittany Lions BEFORE THE COLD WAR STARTED. There is no greater coaching legend. There is no greater ambassador for the sport. There is no greater doorway to game's history and legacy, then Joe Paterno. And the man can be summarized in one word: class. He is the epitome of respect. He's earned it. From everyone.
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points. - Knute Rockne
The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi
Case in point: Cody Grimm. The Virginia Tech linebacker does not deserve to be anywhere near a college football field. He's under six feet tall and barely 200 pounds. A relative midget in the world of defensive safeties and linebackers. But the kid has heart. He's the Hokies' version of the modern-day Rudy. The kid will work harder, sacrifice more, and lay his life on the line for the passion he has. There are few better vessels to carry the soul of a fighter than that of the underdog.
If a team is to reach its potential, each player must be willing to subordinate his personal goals to the good of the team. - Bud Wilkinson
It's not about your draft status. It's not about how many receptions you get in a game. It's about what you can do for your team. One of the greatest things about college football is individual sacrifice. When college players start focusing more on individual stats than their team's well-being, college football will die. Just look at the NFL.
Winning isn't everything, but it beats anything that comes in second. - Paul "Bear" Bryant
At the end of the season, there can be only one...